Why shouldn`t you marry a tennis player?
Love means nothing to them
Why did the mushroom go to the party?
Because he was a fungi
What's the best thing about a boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit
A sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer,
Bartender says: Sorry, we don't serve food in here
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh